"Warning: Sold as novelty only. Product may be used during intercourse although there is no guarantee that it will prevent pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases."
This totally didn't happen to me, but it makes me think of the time when someone who shall remain nameless was in high school and was given a bag full of condoms in ridiculous colors. Free condoms! What 17 year old says no to those? So the nameless heroine of our story spent the next few months inflicting bright green and red and black condoms on her only-too-eager-to-comply but still mortified boyfriend.
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Hah. That's brilliant.
This totally didn't happen to me, but it makes me think of the time when someone who shall remain nameless was in high school and was given a bag full of condoms in ridiculous colors. Free condoms! What 17 year old says no to those? So the nameless heroine of our story spent the next few months inflicting bright green and red and black condoms on her only-too-eager-to-comply but still mortified boyfriend.
The end.
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